Breaking! al Qaeda Plans to Attack the U.S. From the Moon
by Superpole
Tue Jul 17, 2007 at 06:18:50 PM PDT
Yes, amazingly, OBL has been on the Moon the whole time! LOOK! He is up there planning to attack us!
- Superpole's diary :: ::
Tony Snow reported today al Qaeda had established a TOP SECRET holy Islamic base on the Moon and are in fact planning to attack the United States (any minute now) from their lunar base.
It's believed that Iran with the help of renegade Russian scientists pre-fabricated the high tech and comfortable base on Earth-- then flew the base to the Moon using ancient Persian magic carpets which don't show up on U.S. radar-- because they are magical.
When asked what means or methods al Qaeda would use to attack the U.S. from the Moon, Mr. Snow could only eerily respond: "There are things we know that we know we know...".
President Bush is said to be very disturbed about the al Qaeda base on the Moon, and is conferring with Pentagon experts regarding the possibility of blasting the base off the Moom with a tactical nuclear device.
More as it develops...
